The Way of the World by William Congreve
Audire est operae pretium, prcedere recte
Qui maechis non vultis.--HOR. Sat. i. 2, 37.
- Metuat doti deprensa.--Ibid.
TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE RALPH, EARL OF MOUNTAGUE, ETC.
My Lord,--Whether the world will arraign me of vanity or not, that Ihave presumed to dedicate this comedy to your lordship, I am yet indoubt; though, it may be, it is some degree of vanity even to doubtof it. One who has at any time had the honour of your lordship'sconversation, cannot be supposed to think very meanly of that whichhe would prefer to your perusal. Yet it were to incur theimputation of too much sufficiency to pretend to such a merit as
might abide the test of your lordship's censure.
Whatever value may be wanting to this play while yet it is mine,will be sufficiently made up to it when it is once become yourlordship's; and it is my security, that I cannot have overrated itmore by my dedication than your lordship will dignify it by yourpatronage.
That it succeeded on the stage was almost beyond my expectation; for
but little of it was prepared for that general taste which seems nowto be predominant in the palates of our audience.
Those characters which are meant to be ridiculed in most of ourcomedies are of fools so gross, that in my humble opinion theyshould rather disturb than divert the well-natured and reflectingpart of an audience; they are rather objects of charity thancontempt, and instead of moving our mirth, they ought very often toexcite our compassion.
This reflection moved me to design some characters which shouldappear ridiculous not so much through a natural folly (which isincorrigible, and therefore not proper for the stage) as through anaffected wit: a wit which, at the same time that it is affected, isalso false. As there is some difficulty in the formation of acharacter of this nature, so there is some hazard which attends theprogress of its success upon the stage: for many come to a play soovercharged with criticism, that they very often let fly theircensure, when through their rashness they have mistaken their aim.This I had occasion lately to observe: for this play had been actedtwo or three days before some of these hasty judges could find theleisure to distinguish betwixt the character of a Witwoud and aTruewit.
I must beg your lordship's pardon for this digression from the truecourse of this epistle; but that it may not seem altogetherimpertinent, I beg that I may plead the occasion of it, in part ofthat excuse of which I stand in need, for recommending this comedyto your protection. It is only by the countenance of your lordship,and the FEW so qualified, that such who write with care and painscan hope to be distinguished: for the prostituted name of poetpromiscuously levels all that bear it.
terence, the most correct writer in the world, had a Scipio and aLelius, if not to assist him, at least to support him in hisreputation. And notwithstanding his extraordinary merit, it may betheir countenance was not more than necessary.
the purity of his style, the delicacy of his turns, and the justnessof his characters, were all of them beauties which the greater partof his audience were incapable of tasting. Some of the coarseststrokes of Plautus, so severely censured by Horace, were more likelyto affect the multitude; such, who come with expectation to laugh atthe last act of a play, and are better entertained with two or threeunseasonable jests than with the artful solution of the fable.
As Terence excelled in his performances, so had he great advantagesto encourage his undertakings, for he built most on the foundationsof Menander: his plots were generally modelled, and his charactersready drawn to his hand. He copied Menander; and Menander had noless light in the formation of his characters from the observationsof Theophrastus, of whom he was a disciple; and Theophrastus, it isknown, was not only the disciple, but the immediate successor ofAristotle, the first and greatest judge of poetry. These were greatmodels to design by; and the further advantage which Terencepossessed towards giving his plays the due ornaments of purity ofstyle, and justness of manners, was not less considerable from thefreedom of conversation which was permitted him with Lelius andScipio, two of the greatest and most polite men of his age. And,indeed, the privilege of such a conversation is the only certainmeans of attaining to the perfection of dialogue.
If it has happened in any part of this comedy that I have gained aturn of style or expression more correct, or at least morecorrigible, than in those which I have formerly written, I must,with equal pride and gratitude, ascribe it to the honour of yourlordship's admitting me into your conversation, and that of asociety where everybody else was so well worthy of you, in yourretirement last summer from the town: for it was immediately after,that this comedy was written. If I have failed in my performance,it is only to be regretted, where there were so many not inferioreither to a Scipio or a Lelius, that there should be one wantingequal in capacity to a Terence.
If I am not mistaken, poetry is almost the only art which has notyet laid claim to your lordship's patronage. Architecture andpainting, to the great honour of our country, have flourished underyour influence and protection. In the meantime, poetry, the eldestsister of all arts, and parent of most, seems to have resigned herbirthright, by having neglected to pay her duty to your lordship,and by permitting others of a later extraction to prepossess thatplace in your esteem, to which none can pretend a better title.Poetry, in its nature, is sacred to the good and great: therelation between them is reciprocal, and they are ever propitious toit. It is the privilege of poetry to address them, and it is theirprerogative alone to give it protection.
this received maxim is a general apology for all writers whoconsecrate their labours to great men: but I could wish, at thistime, that this address were exempted from the common pretence ofall dedications; and that as I can distinguish your lordship evenamong the most deserving, so this offering might become remarkableby some particular instance of respect, which should assure yourlordship that I am, with all due sense of your extreme worthinessand humanity, my lord, your lordship's most obedient and mostobliged humble servant,
WILL. CONGREVE.
PROLOGUE--Spoken by Mr. Betterton.
Of those few fools, who with ill stars are curst,Sure scribbling fools, called poets, fare the worst:For they're a sort of fools which fortune makes,And, after she has made 'em fools, forsakes.With Nature's oafs 'tis quite a diff'rent case,For Fortune favours all her idiot race.In her own nest the cuckoo eggs we find,O'er which she broods to hatch the changeling kind:No portion for her own she has to spare,So much she dotes on her adopted care.
poets are bubbles, by the town drawn in,Suffered at first some trifling stakes to win:But what unequal hazards do they run!Each time they write they venture all they've won:The Squire that's buttered still, is sure to be undone.This author, heretofore, has found your favour,But pleads no merit from his past behaviour.To build on that might prove a vain presumption,Should grants to poets made admit resumption,And in Parnassus he must lose his seat,If that be found a forfeited estate.
He owns, with toil he wrought the following scenes,But if they're naught ne'er spare him for his pains:Damn him the more; have no commiserationFor dulness on mature deliberation.he swears he'll not resent one hissed-off scene,Nor, like those peevish wits, his play maintain,Who, to assert their sense, your taste arraign.Some plot we think he has, and some new thought;Some humour too, no farce--but that's a fault.Satire, he thinks, you ought not to expect;For so reformed a town who dares correct?To please, this time, has been his sole pretence,He'll not instruct, lest it should give offence.Should he by chance a knave or fool expose,That hurts none here, sure here are none of those.In short, our play shall (with your leave to show it)Give you one instance of a passive poet,Who to your judgments yields all resignation:So save or damn, after your own discretion.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE.
MEN.
FAINALL, in love with Mrs. Marwood,--Mr. BettertonMIRABELL, in love with Mrs. Millamant,--Mr. VerbruggenWITWOUD, follower of Mrs. Millamant,--Mr. BowenPETULANT, follower of Mrs. Millamant,--Mr. BowmanSIR WILFULL WITWOUD, half brother to Witwoud, and nephew to LadyWishfort,--Mr. UnderhillWAITWELL, servant to Mirabell,--Mr. Bright
WOMEN.
LADY WISHFORT, enemy to Mirabell, for having falsely pretended loveto her,--Mrs. LeighMRS. MILLAMANT, a fine lady, niece to Lady Wishfort, and lovesMirabell,--Mrs. BracegirdleMRS. MARWOOD, friend to Mr. Fainall, and likes Mirabell,--Mrs. BarryMRS. FAINALL, daughter to Lady Wishfort, and wife to Fainall,formerly friend to Mirabell,--Mrs. BowmanFOIBLE, woman to Lady Wishfort,--Mrs. WillisMINCING, woman to Mrs. Millamant,--Mrs. PrinceDANCERS, FOOTMEN, ATTENDANTS.
SCENE: London.The time equal to that of the presentation.
ACT I.--SCENE I.
A Chocolate-house.
MIRABELL and FAINALL rising from cards. BETTY waiting.
MIRA. You are a fortunate man, Mr. Fainall.
FAIN. Have we done?
MIRA. What you please. I'll play on to entertain you.
FAIN. No, I'll give you your revenge another time, when you are notso indifferent; you are thinking of something else now, and play toonegligently: the coldness of a losing gamester lessens the pleasureof the winner. I'd no more play with a man that slighted his illfortune than I'd make love to a woman who undervalued the loss ofher reputation.
MIRA. You have a taste extremely delicate, and are for refining onyour pleasures.
FAIN. Prithee, why so reserved? Something has put you out ofhumour.
MIRA. Not at all: I happen to be grave to-day, and you are gay;that's all.
FAIN. Confess, Millamant and you quarrelled last night, after Ileft you; my fair cousin has some humours that would tempt thepatience of a Stoic. What, some coxcomb came in, and was wellreceived by her, while you were by?
MIRA. Witwoud and Petulant, and what was worse, her aunt, yourwife's mother, my evil genius--or to sum up all in her own name, myold Lady Wishfort came in.FAIN. Oh, there it is then: she has a lasting passion for you, andwith reason.--What, then my wife was there?
MIRA. Yes, and Mrs. Marwood and three or four more, whom I neversaw before; seeing me, they all put on their grave faces, whisperedone another, then complained aloud of the vapours, and after fellinto a profound silence.
FAIN. They had a mind to be rid of you.
MIRA. For which reason I resolved not to stir. At last the goodold lady broke through her painful taciturnity with an invectiveagainst long visits. I would not have understood her, but Millamantjoining in the argument, I rose and with a constrained smile toldher, I thought nothing was so easy as to know when a visit began tobe troublesome; she reddened and I withdrew, without expecting herreply.
FAIN. You were to blame to resent what she spoke only in compliancewith her aunt.
MIRA. She is more mistress of herself than to be under thenecessity of such a resignation.
FAIN. What? though half her fortune depends upon her marrying withmy lady's approbation?
MIRA. I was then in such a humour, that I should have been betterpleased if she had been less discreet.
FAIN. Now I remember, I wonder not they were weary of you; lastnight was one of their cabal-nights: they have 'em three times aweek and meet by turns at one another's apartments, where they cometogether like the coroner's inquest, to sit upon the murderedreputations of the week. You and I are excluded, and it was onceproposed that all the male sex should be excepted; but somebodymoved that to avoid scandal there might be one man of the community,upon which motion Witwoud and Petulant were enrolled members.
MIRA. And who may have been the foundress of this sect? My LadyWishfort, I warrant, who publishes her detestation of mankind, andfull of the vigour of fifty-five, declares for a friend and ratafia;and let posterity shift for itself, she'll breed no more.
FAIN. The discovery of your sham addresses to her, to conceal yourlove to her niece, has provoked this separation. Had you dissembledbetter, things might have continued in the state of nature.
MIRA. I did as much as man could, with any reasonable conscience; Iproceeded to the very last act of flattery with her, and was guiltyof a song in her commendation. Nay, I got a friend to put her intoa lampoon, and compliment her with the imputation of an affair witha young fellow, which I carried so far, that I told her themalicious town took notice that she was grown fat of a sudden; andwhen she lay in of a dropsy, persuaded her she was reported to be inlabour. The devil's in't, if an old woman is to be flatteredfurther, unless a man should endeavour downright personally todebauch her: and that my virtue forbade me. But for the discoveryof this amour, I am indebted to your friend, or your wife's friend,Mrs. Marwood.
FAIN. What should provoke her to be your enemy, unless she has madeyou advances which you have slighted? Women do not easily forgiveomissions of that nature.
MIRA. She was always civil to me, till of late. I confess I am notone of those coxcombs who are apt to interpret a woman's goodmanners to her prejudice, and think that she who does not refuse 'emeverything can refuse 'em nothing.
FAIN. You are a gallant man, Mirabell; and though you may havecruelty enough not to satisfy a lady's longing, you have too muchgenerosity not to be tender of her honour. Yet you speak with anindifference which seems to be affected, and confesses you areconscious of a negligence.MIRA. You pursue the argument with a distrust that seems to beunaffected, and confesses you are conscious of a concern for whichthe lady is more indebted to you than is your wife.
FAIN. Fie, fie, friend, if you grow censorious I must leave you:-I'll look upon the gamesters in the next room.
MIRA. Who are they?
FAIN. Petulant and Witwoud.--Bring me some chocolate.
MIRA. Betty, what says your clock?
BET. Turned of the last canonical hour, sir.
MIRA. How pertinently the jade answers me! Ha! almost one a'clock! [Looking on his watch.] Oh, y'are come!
SCENE II.
MIRABELL and FOOTMAN.
MIRA. Well, is the grand affair over? You have been somethingtedious.
SERV. Sir, there's such coupling at Pancras that they stand behindone another, as 'twere in a country-dance. Ours was the last coupleto lead up; and no hopes appearing of dispatch, besides, the parsongrowing hoarse, we were afraid his lungs would have failed before itcame to our turn; so we drove round to Duke's Place, and there theywere riveted in a trice.
MIRA. So, so; you are sure they are married?
SERV. Married and bedded, sir; I am witness.
MIRA. Have you the certificate?
SERV. Here it is, sir.
MIRA. Has the tailor brought Waitwell's clothes home, and the newliveries?
SERV. Yes, sir.
MIRA. That's well. Do you go home again, d'ye hear, and adjournthe consummation till farther order; bid Waitwell shake his ears,and Dame Partlet rustle up her feathers, and meet me at one a' clockby Rosamond's pond, that I may see her before she returns to herlady. And, as you tender your ears, be secret.
SCENE III.
MIRABELL, FAINALL, BETTY.
FAIN. Joy of your success, Mirabell; you look pleased.
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