{1}{1}25 {1002}{1101}www.NapiProjekt.pl - nowa jakosc napisów.|Napisy zostaly specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu. {1102}{1150}You can’t have your phone on. {1161}{1225}Its electromagnetic field {1231}{1309}deharmonizes the subtle energies|we’re dealing with. {1346}{1404}lit’s not mine, I don’t have one {1410}{1444}Sorry, it’s mine. {1471}{1553}It’s been proved|that cell phones fry your brain {1563}{1590}They should be banned. {1596}{1639}Yes, it’s a matter of time. {1665}{1699}Mom, what’s wrong? {2010}{2076}THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE {4005}{4032}Dickhead! {4260}{4364}Control, this is engine 511 requesting an ambulance... {4489}{4525}Be honest, Ana Mari. {4568}{4597}You’re coming back. {4615}{4657}I see you in front of a camera. {4674}{4704}What’s more, {4717}{4760}it has a great impact. {4769}{4823}- I knew it.|- It’s very clear. {4843}{4872}They want you back. {4878}{4904}So do I. {4910}{4981}I’ve danced so often to your|“Diagnosis: in love”. {4992}{5026}That song was about me. {5032}{5097}About you and all women.|The illness of love. {5103}{5153}When will it happen?|Soon? {5165}{5219}Don’t be so impatient, Loreto. {5271}{5320}It’s going to be tough, {5326}{5368}but it’ll all end well. {5408}{5458}Doesn’t your sister have any questions? {5475}{5507}No, no. {5513}{5576}The cards have something|to tell you. {5582}{5605}Cut. {5644}{5685}Go on, I’m paying. {5697}{5748}Don’t worry about me. {5764}{5813}I like life to surprise me. {5923}{5955}It will surprise you. {5963}{6010}Are you in love? {6077}{6107}I’ve been alone for a year. {6113}{6149}There’s a new love coming. {6156}{6209}True love,|the kind that’s very rare. {6241}{6287}But it all depends on you. {6307}{6341}I don’t want a boyfriend. {6381}{6429}When I have one, I don’t like myself {6504}{6586}It bring out the witch that's inside me. {6747}{6775}“Big news.“ {6782}{6877}“Fortune teller predicts|triumphant comeback. Ha ha.” {6883}{6942}Turn that off, I’m never coming with you again. {6978}{7020}If you’d give up the zen thing, {7031}{7070}you’d look great in this. {7076}{7108}Yeah, sure. {7121}{7193}It was made in Bangladesh|by kids with no shoes. {7213}{7305}They should be grateful|they’ve got a job. {7335}{7390}It says China here,|not Bangladesh. {7396}{7465}It’s you, isn't it?|Or isn’t it you? {7477}{7514}Depends on who you mean. {7520}{7565}What a blast!|You’re Loreto Monedero. {7571}{7675}When I was 14, I dressed up as you|for Carnival in my town. {7681}{7714}I won second prize! {7720}{7761}-What an honor!|-This is amazing! {7767}{7802}In a bar we go to every Friday {7808}{7877}they always play your song at 3.00 a.m., don’t they? {7906}{7936}I’ll have to drop by! {7957}{8032}I know the choreography|of “Diagnosis: in love” by heart. {8038}{8068}-Really?|-l taught it to my sister. {8074}{8092}How sweet. {8098}{8130}No second record? {8136}{8211}There was one,|but it wasn’t promoted enough. {8241}{8326}By the way, I’m on Twitter.|Join and spread the word. {8332}{8367}She updates it|every ten minutes! {8376}{8420}I love sharing my life|with people. {8426}{8468}It must be really interesting. {8490}{8533}- What’s up?|- I dreamed of this! {8539}{8581}- Stay calm.|- Nobody move! {8600}{8628}Fire service. {8634}{8672}I’m Loreto Monedero. {8678}{8718}You know,|the singer, actress... {8724}{8776}I can't hear you.|What did you say? {8798}{8866}I presented “Chill out, buddies”,|remember? {8872}{8899}The kids’ program. {8905}{8924}Is it really you? {8930}{9004}Those "lnterviu" photos|were a shock for the kids. {9011}{9085}I had to boost my career.|Marisol did it too. {9091}{9160}If this interew lasts any longer I’ll scream. {9250}{9272}Everyone OK? {9278}{9307}No! {9313}{9349}Don’t worry. {9483}{9508}How are you? {9521}{9545}On duty. {9551}{9573}Don’t worry. {9579}{9621}Stop telling me that! {9642}{9687}Shit, I’ve screwed up my back. {9703}{9743}Thanks, but I’m not that heavy! {9792}{9876}You’re very calm. I wish|everyone was like that. {9894}{9923}The worst was|listening to them. {9940}{9987}Out of the way, grandpa. {9993}{10020}Now you. {10033}{10103}“Stuck in an elevator|with my sister and two fans.” {10133}{10166}“What a sight.’ {10220}{10245}Thank you. {10262}{10311}You look familiar|but I don’t know why. {10333}{10388}PeopIe say that,|but you know what? {10401}{10441}I’ll soon be more familiar. {10518}{10560}Are you a masseuse? {10567}{10600}Metamorphic. {10642}{10713}A metamorphic masseuse,|not like the others. {10719}{10762}And what’s that? {10768}{10814}It’s a technique {10820}{10905}that consists of harmonizing|your psychosomatic balance, {10911}{10980}but it doesn’t help|with simple lumbago. {10986}{11014}That’s interesting. {11020}{11080}Do you do it|in a clinic or at home? {11466}{11498}Good morning. {11510}{11567}- How are you?|- Awful, don’t talk to me. {11574}{11628}I told Santi|to go screw himself. {11652}{11677}Good morning! {11688}{11759}My cat had five kittens|last night. It was lovely. {11765}{11836}Lucky you!|Now you’ve got a family. {11894}{11940}- What’s her problem?|- The usual. {12002}{12028}And how are you? {12041}{12074}I don’t know. {12087}{12123}I feel kind of {12135}{12167}expectant. {12173}{12235}My heart is saying:|“Stay calm”, {12241}{12320}but my head is saying:|“Watch out”. You know? {12335}{12372}You’re so profound. {12378}{12427}- How are you?|- Same as ever {12538}{12567}Merce! {12601}{12658}- What?|- Who do you give our cards to? {12664}{12696}It’s amazing. {12702}{12783}There are three gorgeous hunks|asking for you. {12789}{12890}Share them out, you won’t be able to attend them alli {13051}{13087}Remember us? {13093}{13132}Sure, the firemen. {13140}{13166}It’s a coincidence. {13181}{13234}We’ve got the same shifts. {13240}{13271}And the same free time. {13285}{13330}OK, how can we divide them up? {13336}{13400}- I’m free right now.|- And so am I. {13424}{13505}We’re all excellent.|Who’s coming with me? {13517}{13542}Well... {13563}{13614}I guess... {13624}{13675}- We can wait.|- Yeah, we’ll wait. {13691}{13727}I’m in no hurry. {13775}{13824}I’m very shy. {13833}{13904}I need to know someone a bit|before I undress. {13949}{13968}I see. {13982}{14002}Well... {14028}{14059}Who’s first? {14205}{14249}No, no! That’s not necessary {14255}{14285}No? {14291}{14331}I only work on feet,|hands and head. {14337}{14377}Not the glutes? {14398}{14434}They really ache. {14530}{14559}Isn’t it hot here? {14565}{14618}Maybe you got me wrong|the other day. {14624}{14693}- I’m not a physiotherapist.| -No? {14718}{14732}Know what happens? {14745}{14773}Girls {14788}{14836}judge me because I’m good looking. {14863}{14896}And that’s {14902}{14939}hard, very hard. {14945}{15004}Yes, but it’s best|if we don’t talk. {15010}{15079}With all this touching business {15126}{15172}a lot of guys|must get a hard on, right? {15178}{15213}Yes. {15229}{15280}And then I charge extra.|So be careful. {15286}{15312}Really? {15318}{15391}I reconnect you|with your prenatal period. {15397}{15549}You may experience strange feelings|or emotions will be unblocked. {15555}{15591}That’s strange. {15747}{15775}What’s happening? {15851}{15882}What did you do? {15888}{15924}It’s a gift I have. {15941}{16004}Let it out, don’t worry|I’m used to this {16190}{16245} -l don’t feel anything.|- Are u sure? {16259}{16330}- l feel you’re blocked.|- l feel ticklish. {16346}{16392}What about my lower back? {16422}{16477}That was great, reaIIy. {16509}{16543}It’s been ages since... {16549}{16593}Yes, it’s very liberating. {16626}{16671}Call me if you want. {16684}{16722}To go out,|whatever you want. {16737}{16801}I swear,|I don’t usually do this, {16821}{16863}but when I saw you {16871}{16914}you seemed very special. {16969}{17015}If you want to have a drink. {17021}{17069}I’m good on computers too. {17083}{17141}We can talk more|about “metaphorical” massage. {19110}{19125}What? {19131}{19176}- Are you coming?|- I’m on my way. {19182}{19222}Did you get him something? {19228}{19281}Yeah, of course, it’s {19290}{19321}fantastic, you’ll see. {19352}{19401}Got to go,|don’t start without me. {19919}{19979}Sweetheart! Darling!|Happy birthday! {19986}{20018}Look what mom got you. {20030}{20094}How old is my boy? {20120}{20146}How old is he? {20152}{20191}Remind your mom,|she forgets. {20201}{20245}- Who am I?|- Loreto. {20294}{20342}Hello, love.|We finally see you, {20348}{20391}but only because|it’s Samuel’s birthday. {20397}{20432}I’m really busy. {20438}{20464}You’re always busy. {20509}{20547}One more candle.|Great! {20691}{20744}You can’t miss|a chance like that. {20761}{20816}Screw all three|and pick the one you like most. {20825}{20873}Who do you think I am?|You? {20912}{20956}Why didn’t they hit on me? {20978}{21036}I guess I was nervous and sweaty. {21046}{21082}They seemed kind of dumb. {21088}{21134}Dumb? They were hunks! {21161}{21222}You always go with|skinny, complicated guys. {21228}{21266}We’re complicated enough. {21316}{21364}Just make the most of it. {21385}{21420}You’ve dated no one|since Joaquin. {21426}{21472}She’s better off like that. {21478}{21506}Don’t listen to her. {21512}{21551}Mom, we’re talking. {21560}{21586}Can’t I give my opinion? {21592}{21640}Is that present safe? {21646}{21720}It stinks of glue.|You could’ve spent a bit more. {21731}{21764}I bought him "Toy Story". {21784}{21812}Then I’ll shut up. {21818}{21870}Call the dark haired one.|He was the best. {21876}{21954}No, I didn’t trust him.|The other one seemed nice. {21960}{21983}Which other? {21996}{22050}The handsome one had something too. {22056}{22105}But I’m not calling|any of them. {22112}{22171}l thought|you might like t...
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